{"id":451,"date":"2015-04-15T21:18:28","date_gmt":"2015-04-16T02:18:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/?p=451"},"modified":"2015-04-15T21:19:04","modified_gmt":"2015-04-16T02:19:04","slug":"5-rules-for-a-road-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/5-rules-for-a-road-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Rules of Road Tripping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>The Five rules of road tripping\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Every time you see a cow you must hold your nose and say cow alert.<\/p>\n<p>2. You must have at least 3 articles of junk food in the car at all times.\u00a0 Buccees is a great place to get these 3 articles.<\/p>\n<p>3. Every time you see a volkswagen bug, you must punch the person next to you in the shoulder and say punchbuggie no returns.<\/p>\n<p>4. Every time you pass a graveyard you have to hold your breath so you don&#8217;t swallow ghosts.\u00a0 Ghosts are very scary and swallowing would be freaky deaky.<\/p>\n<p>5. You cannot mention any bathroom urges until after you are in the middle of nowhere with no civilization in sight.\u00a0 It is rude to actually stop at a real bathroom\u00a0 duh!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We posted this list as a permanent part of our site at\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/carfun.htm\">http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/carfun.htm<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Five rules of road tripping\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 1. Every time you see a cow you must hold your nose and say cow alert. 2. You must have at least 3 articles of junk food in the car at all times.\u00a0 Buccees is a great place to get these 3 articles. 3. Every time you see a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/5-rules-for-a-road-trip\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">5 Rules of Road Tripping<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":453,"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions\/453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.roadtrippingforkids.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}